Hey guys, just had a GRUELING 21km marathon and I just wanted to share my experience with all of you. I’d paint the picture with words, but when you have pictures, why bother.
Race starts. Visioning the finish line and first place.

Making good time and staying ahead of the group.

Getting a little winded in this picture. Wishing I didn’t eat that breakfast burrito LOL!

Oookay, not so LOL anymore. Really wishing I didn’t eat that breakfast burrito and hoping that no one notices my tiny boo boo.

Welp, they noticed. Decided to finish the race anyways because I have heart.

I have a heart…and it’s fragile. I break down in tears of joy…or something.

Finish line is in sight and I cross the line with my head held up high.

So that was my first marathon experience. I’m at home now and about to take a nice warm bath with my toaster. Till next time!
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May 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
HEY POOP RUNNER
May 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
no way… NO WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!
May 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HE LITERALLY SHAT HIMSELF
May 26th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 27th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Lol what did u come?
May 27th, 2008 at 8:24 am
HE SHARTED!
May 27th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
That was no shart….that was just the floodgates being opened. Yum
May 27th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
A 21k is NOT a marathon.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
21k is not a marathon….
dude, you’re so missing the point LOLL
May 27th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
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May 28th, 2008 at 7:36 am
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May 28th, 2008 at 7:45 am
How did the shit get to the front?
May 28th, 2008 at 8:32 am
This is a Marathon. It is made from breakfast burrito and goatse.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Balls to the Wall, you are one dedicated runner.
Lots of others would have quit.
You did good.
Respect.
J.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
YOU Piece of shit!!!! Shitty mofo!!!!
Your a nasty faggot, you shit on yourself
trying to attract other faggots…. you
should lick you own shit off and stick your
head up your ass you loser!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Nigger (if that’s your real name)
What you have said is not very nice. Perhaps you are masking you own homosexual tendencies behind these homophobic outbursts?
Nice running, but I would have stopped, did the shit, and then kept running (but maybe he was winning)…
May 28th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I think the boy puked on himself. …….after eating a big pile of shit.
May 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
that guy has a lot of guts
May 28th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
“that guy has a lot of guts”
The contents of which apear to be running down his legs…
May 28th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Dude, I lol’d hard. Thankyou so much for not only finishing the race, but for sharing it with us for the lulz.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:51 am
hanging out with 2 girls one cup
May 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
way to go kid
big props for running that race
and not letting anything get between you and that finish line.
big props for posting it up too.
you’re a winner, no two ways about it.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:28 am
bumcork req.
May 30th, 2008 at 6:53 am
dude, well done and all that, but I dont think anything is worth shitting yourself in public for lol.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
That face is something else.
June 1st, 2008 at 9:58 am
lol Im more sickened by your face than the fact that you shat yourself while running a marathon. Please fuck off the internet does not want you here and would like you to die.. Thankyou.
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:51 am
WEAK SAUCE ALL DOWN YOUR LEG NOOB, 21k is not a marathon.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
haha shit ass got fucked over
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
you showed real dedication, i would have left the race. but damn your strong person
June 4th, 2008 at 11:59 am
funniest sh¡i i’ve ever seen/read!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
June 10th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Kudos to you for running the race till the end and finishing. I just completed my first marathon and I truly understand not wanting to give up.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
how the hell is 21k not a marathon??? i dont even wanna run 5k let alone fuckin 21k.
props to u guy for even finishin that shit….and the race…jk
but yea man true heart and dedication right there. i woulda quit and too a shit.
but now im curious what is a marathon??
June 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
LOL! Poor man. I think you shouldn’t eat burrito before race next time.
:D 
June 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
21 km is a half marathon.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
The marathon’s length is 42 km.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Hahaha,
but could we imagine what would happen if he did run a full 42km marathon….
June 27th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Everyone who made a comment laughing or whatever about the shit: You have never left high school, either academically or mentally. Yes its shit, no its not in the toilet, GET THE FUCK OVER IT you weak-ass pussy.
Just because you’re so full of fear of others laughing at you in a similar situation doesnt mean you bring that immature garbage here.
This runner is far stronger than you could ever be.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:58 am
E
Your a retard, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Yea sure hes a strong guy blah blah. HE SHIT HIMSELF AND KEPT RUNNING, THATS HILARIOUS I DONT CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE. Yea big ups to you guy you shit all over yourself.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
dude this is really the hilarious!!!! i didn’t laught that hard in fucking 10 years this is so fucking funny!!!! would like to see it in a little movie clip :D:D:D
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
For the record, the runner in the photos is a Swede named Mikael Ekvall, who was participating in a 21 kilometer race in Gothenburg (Göteborg), Sweden called the Göteborgsvarvet back in mid-May. (He finished the race in 1 hour 9 minutes 43 seconds, which is a very good time for a half-marathon.)
The photos come from a Swedish event photography site called PhotoMotion.se (and are copyrighted, as evidenced by the watermarks). Photomotion.se has since removed the “dirty” images from its site.
August 7th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
fukin nasty…
when you got to go,you got to go, apparently
August 12th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
shit happens
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 am
Baszki, ez az állat!
August 27th, 2008 at 7:44 am
reminds me of this guy i know named byce