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My First Marathon Experience

Posted on 26 May 2008

Hey guys, just had a GRUELING 21km marathon and I just wanted to share my experience with all of you. I’d paint the picture with words, but when you have pictures, why bother.

Race starts. Visioning the finish line and first place.

Making good time and staying ahead of the group.

Getting a little winded in this picture. Wishing I didn’t eat that breakfast burrito LOL!

Oookay, not so LOL anymore. Really wishing I didn’t eat that breakfast burrito and hoping that no one notices my tiny boo boo.

Welp, they noticed. Decided to finish the race anyways because I have heart.

I have a heart…and it’s fragile. I break down in tears of joy…or something.

Finish line is in sight and I cross the line with my head held up high.

So that was my first marathon experience. I’m at home now and about to take a nice warm bath with my toaster. Till next time!

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45 Comments For This Post

  1. lolz says:

    HEY POOP RUNNER

  2. sia says:

    no way… NO WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!

  3. sia says:

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    HE LITERALLY SHAT HIMSELF

  4. sia says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. Rangus says:

    Lol what did u come?

  6. youguyssuck says:

    HE SHARTED!

  7. Phil says:

    That was no shart….that was just the floodgates being opened. Yum

  8. notapoopingrunner says:

    A 21k is NOT a marathon.

  9. Phil says:

    21k is not a marathon….
    dude, you’re so missing the point LOLL

  10. sia says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaababababa

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  12. FCTCNaota says:

    How did the shit get to the front?

  13. vox says:

    This is a Marathon. It is made from breakfast burrito and goatse.

  14. John says:

    Balls to the Wall, you are one dedicated runner.
    Lots of others would have quit.
    You did good.
    Respect.
    J.

  15. Nigger says:

    YOU Piece of shit!!!! Shitty mofo!!!!
    Your a nasty faggot, you shit on yourself
    trying to attract other faggots…. you
    should lick you own shit off and stick your
    head up your ass you loser!!!!

  16. Ben says:

    Nigger (if that’s your real name)
    What you have said is not very nice. Perhaps you are masking you own homosexual tendencies behind these homophobic outbursts?

    Nice running, but I would have stopped, did the shit, and then kept running (but maybe he was winning)…

  17. Coolio says:

    I think the boy puked on himself. …….after eating a big pile of shit.

  18. bethanne says:

    that guy has a lot of guts

  19. Starfire says:

    “that guy has a lot of guts”

    The contents of which apear to be running down his legs…

  20. Yarbles says:

    Dude, I lol’d hard. Thankyou so much for not only finishing the race, but for sharing it with us for the lulz.

  21. pooparoni says:

    hanging out with 2 girls one cup

  22. James Polecat says:

    way to go kid

    big props for running that race
    and not letting anything get between you and that finish line.

    big props for posting it up too.

    you’re a winner, no two ways about it.

  23. dr. phil says:

    bumcork req.

  24. John says:

    dude, well done and all that, but I dont think anything is worth shitting yourself in public for lol.

  25. sn1ffle says:

    That face is something else.

  26. anonymous says:

    lol Im more sickened by your face than the fact that you shat yourself while running a marathon. Please fuck off the internet does not want you here and would like you to die.. Thankyou.

  27. Misc. says:

    WEAK SAUCE ALL DOWN YOUR LEG NOOB, 21k is not a marathon.

  28. shit ass says:

    haha shit ass got fucked over

  29. jAY says:

    you showed real dedication, i would have left the race. but damn your strong person

  30. raymond dufayel says:

    funniest sh¡i i’ve ever seen/read!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

  31. Luls says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  32. Runnergirl says:

    Kudos to you for running the race till the end and finishing. I just completed my first marathon and I truly understand not wanting to give up.

  33. Wizzle says:

    how the hell is 21k not a marathon??? i dont even wanna run 5k let alone fuckin 21k.
    props to u guy for even finishin that shit….and the race…jk
    but yea man true heart and dedication right there. i woulda quit and too a shit.
    but now im curious what is a marathon??

  34. Lack0 says:

    LOL! Poor man. I think you shouldn’t eat burrito before race next time. :D :D :D

  35. Lack0 says:

    21 km is a half marathon.

  36. Lack0 says:

    The marathon’s length is 42 km.

  37. doh says:

    Hahaha,
    but could we imagine what would happen if he did run a full 42km marathon….

  38. E says:

    Everyone who made a comment laughing or whatever about the shit: You have never left high school, either academically or mentally. Yes its shit, no its not in the toilet, GET THE FUCK OVER IT you weak-ass pussy.

    Just because you’re so full of fear of others laughing at you in a similar situation doesnt mean you bring that immature garbage here.

    This runner is far stronger than you could ever be.

  39. B says:

    E

    Your a retard, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Yea sure hes a strong guy blah blah. HE SHIT HIMSELF AND KEPT RUNNING, THATS HILARIOUS I DONT CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE. Yea big ups to you guy you shit all over yourself.

  40. dude!!!! says:

    dude this is really the hilarious!!!! i didn’t laught that hard in fucking 10 years this is so fucking funny!!!! would like to see it in a little movie clip :D:D:D

  41. Netsrak says:

    For the record, the runner in the photos is a Swede named Mikael Ekvall, who was participating in a 21 kilometer race in Gothenburg (Göteborg), Sweden called the Göteborgsvarvet back in mid-May. (He finished the race in 1 hour 9 minutes 43 seconds, which is a very good time for a half-marathon.)

    The photos come from a Swedish event photography site called PhotoMotion.se (and are copyrighted, as evidenced by the watermarks). Photomotion.se has since removed the “dirty” images from its site.

  42. xesh says:

    fukin nasty…
    when you got to go,you got to go, apparently

  43. tct says:

    shit happens

  44. pusi101 says:

    Baszki, ez az állat!

  45. shitbrick says:

    reminds me of this guy i know named byce

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