Okay, so maybe using the words ‘Nearly Kills’ is exaggerating a wee bit, but Danica Patrick did in fact run over Chuck Buckman, a crewman of Marco Andretti. According to the recent reports, Mr. Buckman only suffered a concussions and abrasions to his scalp and face.

“I really don’t remember how it happened,” Buckman said in a statement from the Speedway. “All I remember is I was talking with someone on Marco Andretti’s team and then everything is blank from that point.”

In other news, it is reported that Grand Theft Auto V will be starring Danica Patrick.