10 Reasons You Wont Win The WSOP
Submitted by LK-47 on Monday, 9 June 2008No Comment
With the World Series of Poker well underway at the Rio in Las Vegas, we thought we’d take this moment to share with you 10 reasons why you won’t be winning this years WSOP main event.
- You believe a FLOP is something NBA players will be fined for next year
- Josh Howard & Joakim Noah keep winning the POT
- You think Martin Gramatica is a KICKER
- You FOLD more than Chris Webber in a NCAA final (TIMEOUT!)
- You BLUFF worse than Bill Belichick
- You lose more hands then Jim Abbot
- You believe a ROYAL FLUSH takes place in the Kansas City locker room
- You think your “ACE” is equal to a Kwame Brown and Javaris Crittenton
- You think having the NUTS refers to this
- You let Charles Barkley watch over your chips
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