In what’s becoming an all too familiar occurrence in the NFL, wideout Plaxico Burress has told the Super Bowl champion Giants: No Pay, No Play. The all-pro receiver reported to Wednesday’s mandatory minicamp, but refused to practice. Note to Giants: You’re the defending champs, you’re short a Shockey, and now you have a pouting Plaxico. Our advice to you (In our best Teddy KGB impersonation): Pay Zaht Mahn Hiz Mahney!

Feel free to mull over the numbers here. We’d report them for you, but all those zeros make us dizzy.