Another case of an NBA player dating (and in this case, marrying) way out of his league. The paltry Marco Jaric not only hooked Adriana Lima 9 months ago, but now he’s reeled her in. Publicist for Adriana Lima reported that the supermodel did in fact receive an engagement ring from Jaric Thursday night. The ring turned out to be an engagement/birthday present of sorts as Thursday happened to be Adriana’s birthday as well. Listen, we’re not saying Jaric couldn’t pull a girl or two if it weren’t for the NBA, but check this girl out!

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Jason Kidd proves that middle-aged, balding men that have a face only a mother could love can still pull smoking hot swimsuit models. Former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model May Anderson is Jason Kidd’s newest fling. And what she lacks in taste and intelligence, she definitely makes up for in looks. Earth to May Anderson: May, maybe you’ve been living under a rock the past few years and know nothing of Jason Kidd’s domestic history and questionable ways with women. Or maybe May Anderson’s just dances to the beat of a different tune. Coincidentally her favorite song just happens to be, “It’s all about the Benjamins“.

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It’s always an exciting time for us when we discover ‘new’ sports babes. Because let’s be honest here. There’s nothing in the world that can compete with our two most favorite things in the world; sports and babes. And even though Malia Jones isn’t exactly a ‘new’ face, she is new to us and hopefully she’s new for some of you as well.

Malia is a professional model and surfer (double Yahtzee!) and enjoys helping children in her spare time (triple Yahtzee time!). Okay, that’s enough talking - on with the pictures!

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Ivanovic won match point with a solid backhand. After blowing kisses to the crowd, she used a chair to climb into the stands and share hugs with family and friends.

We’re sorry Maria Sharapova, but there’s a new-hotter tennis chick in town. With Ana Ivanovic taking over as the world’s best female tennis player, it’s only right that she also be crowned the world’s hottest female tennis player. Unfortunately for Maria, losing drastically deducts points off her hotness level. Just look how far Anna Kournikova has fallen.

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No, we don’t mean that kind of Big Brother. Iron Mike Tyson was reportedly seen (via thebiglead.com) leaving a nightclub with Big Brother alumni Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (someone is in dire need of a name change). It appears the child sounding, tattooed face, ear eating, overweight, broke, has been is still pulling in the hotties. Good for you Mike, good for you.

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Update: We’re sorry, but this had to be done:

“Playboy, Over My Dead Body”!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but our dreams of seeing our favorite sideline beauty (No not Cheryl Miller) in Playboy seem SQUASHED. Steve Andrews, father of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews, adamently rejects any possibility whatsoever of our busty blonde sidelines reporter ever being in Playboy. To quote the overprotective, dream-crushing S.O.B. of a father, “…hell will freeze over before she ever would be in Playboy for anything else.” Thankfully he didn’t rule out Penthouse.

The hearts of many a young men have been broken with this news today…But at least we have photoshop. And for the perverted old men of the world, you still have your imagination.

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