The Lakers and the Celtics; two storied franchises with a rivalry that dates back generations. For the majority of the players in this years NBA finals, the rich tradition of these battling foes is but a legend of stories told and videos seen. Expect an intense matchup, fierce competitiveness,and a driving desire to be crowned the NBA’s best. BUT don’t expect:

• Mullets
• Daisy Dukes with little surprises
• Interracial Lovin
• THEE Big Three
• Bug-eyed Goggles
• Dennis Johnsons’ Freckles
• Sweatin To The Oldies
• Only “foul call” WWE Clotheslines
• Cool Moustaches
• Jheri Curls
• Knee High Socks
• The Wave
• The Big Red
• A REAL rivalry
• and….Amazing Flexibility

Nope my friends, this years edition of the Lakers / Celtics can’t offer any of that goodness. So that begs the question…Are you going to watch? Damn we miss those booty shorts! =(