Detroit’s Rasheed Wallace was fined $25,000 Thursday by the NBA for using profanity and criticizing the officiating after a playoff game the night before.

Like the universe, there are just certain things about Rasheed Wallace that I will never understand. For one, what’s up with that 1 little patch of blonde hair on the back of his head. Why doesn’t he dye that thing? I personally believe the “birth mark” is actually a homing beacon for channeling technical fouls. And speaking of technical fouls, does Rasheed try to rack up as many as he possibly can? It’s game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals and you’re one technical away from being suspended, so what do you do? A) Swallow your toungue. B) Be quiet. C) Shut up. D) Run your mouth at the refs all day long and TRY to get that last technical. Chances are you chose A, B, or even C. But chances are also that you are not Rasheed Wallace, who would have chosen D.

Let’s take a look at Rasheed being angry at someone other than a ref.