What’s better than a video of Albert Pujols taking out a San Diego Padre’s player? How about a video of Albert Pujols taking out two San Diego Padre’s players in one inning.

To start the demolition derby off, Pujols batted a line drive off of Padre’s pitcher Chris Young’s nose causing a fountain of blood to stream off the bridge of it. To follow up the opening act, Pujols then slid to home plate for the score…but not before severely rolling the ankle of Josh Bard.

Congrats, Albert. You are now my favorite Padres Killer of all time.