Mariners: Safeco Not Safe For Same Sex Couples

Sirbrina Guerrero, the professional mechanical bull riding cast member from this years A shot at Love with Tila Tequila isn’t allowed to play tonsil hockey with her girl at Mariners games. Boo!

Guerrero told a local Seattle affiliate that after laying a big smooch on her date, a mother behind them flagged down Mariner security. Guerrero was promptly told by staff to stop her PDA or leave the game! Why the Mariners, who have the worst record in the MLB would even entertain the idea of emptying a seat is beyond us. A little girl on girl action never hurt anybody.

Sheed Doesn’t Like The Cameraman

Detroit’s Rasheed Wallace was fined $25,000 Thursday by the NBA for using profanity and criticizing the officiating after a playoff game the night before.

Like the universe, there are just certain things about Rasheed Wallace that I will never understand. For one, what’s up with that 1 little patch of blonde hair on the back of his head. Why doesn’t he dye that thing? I personally believe the “birth mark” is actually a homing beacon for channeling technical fouls. And speaking of technical fouls, does Rasheed try to rack up as many as he possibly can? It’s game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals and you’re one technical away from being suspended, so what do you do? A) Swallow your toungue. B) Be quiet. C) Shut up. D) Run your mouth at the refs all day long and TRY to get that last technical. Chances are you chose A, B, or even C. But chances are also that you are not Rasheed Wallace, who would have chosen D.

Let’s take a look at Rasheed being angry at someone other than a ref.

Erin Andrews in Playboy?

“Playboy, Over My Dead Body”!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but our dreams of seeing our favorite sideline beauty (No not Cheryl Miller) in Playboy seem SQUASHED. Steve Andrews, father of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews, adamently rejects any possibility whatsoever of our busty blonde sidelines reporter ever being in Playboy. To quote the overprotective, dream-crushing S.O.B. of a father, “…hell will freeze over before she ever would be in Playboy for anything else.” Thankfully he didn’t rule out Penthouse.

The hearts of many a young men have been broken with this news today…But at least we have photoshop. And for the perverted old men of the world, you still have your imagination.

Erin Andrews Gallery

I Bid You Adieu: The Flop

The NBA announced to its teams this week at its annual pre-draft camp that fines will be imposed on players starting next season for clear cases of “flopping,” ESPN.com has learned.

How dare the NBA impose this rule on their players!? Somewhere, Vlade Divac is rolling in his grave….he is dead, right? Anywhom, I, for one, am 100% against this rule. Flopping is a part of the game just as much as Vlade is a part of the clouds in the heavens…he is dead, right? Instead of mourning this, we will celebrate it by reliving the top 5 flops in recent NBA history.

PS - RIP Vlade Divac <3

#5 Flopper vs Flopper

Manu Ginobili vs Raja Bell. You know it was only a matter of time until one of them flopped their way to a foul call. In this case, Raja Bell sold his flop so well that even Ginobili was surprised. It’s okay Manu, you’ll get him next time.

Gina Carano Gallery and Tribute Post

Gina “Conviction” Carano can currently be seen on NBC’s American Gladiators as “Crush.” Gina Carano’s dominance as an EliteXC women’s MMA cage fighter are seen every time one of the American Gladiator challengers takes her on. If you think Gina Carano is great on American Gladiators, you should see her when she enters the EliteXC MMA cage.

Gina Carano is every man’s dream and every girl’s nightmare…inside the cage at least. With an MMA record of 4-0 with 2 knockouts, Gina Carano is the buzz of Elite XC’s nationally televised event, Primetime. Gina Carano vs Kaitlin Young is just one of the many intriguing fights on the card.

Under different circumstances you couldn’t pay me to watch two women fight, but when one of them is Gina Carano, I can make an exception…just this one time.

Gina Carano Gallery

Cheese Rolling is a Sport

Death-defying clips from the 2008 Cooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake, where every year fearless competitors from around the world tumble down an almost vertical hill in Gloucester, UK, chasing an 8lb Double Gloucester Cheese.

I demand cheese rolling to be part of the 2008 Beijing Olympics. If curling is considered a sport, there’s no reason why cheese rolling/chasing shouldn’t be. It requires athleticism, endurance, agility, and everything else all the great sports require.

These men and women risk their lives for a piece of cheese!! You might call them crazy, stupid, or even mentally retarded. I call them heroes.